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I think I could do this with just two buildings.Headquarters and missile plant.Raise productivity massively and just fire missiles 2 every second.
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I found the dialog a bit corny, or maybe the voicing? but thats all the negs.
Story, art, and animation were all good.I'm just instantly in tune with anything to do with aviation.
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I have no idea how long it took and don't want to imagine the headaches that went into this game.The graphics are right up there with alot of big multiplayer online games.
The only things I didn't care for were that you're looking over the side of your character, which made aiming awkward, that you don't have a real crosshair, and that during the intro, as Hiko(?) you have to uselessly play out the escape attempt.I figured she was going to die but I couldn't even go the noble way and jump off the building.
But please don't take this badly.This is a major thing to be done on flash, and I'm sure that in time you'll be putting out games that sell to major companies.So keep at it, and do your best!
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Not bad at all, it just seems like there isn't much to do.
Besides that the screen is cluttered.
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I saw the preloader kinda bug out but it works fine.
Loved the drawing, animation, and the personification on your polar bear was great.
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Graphics were passable, and thats about where the goodness ends.Controls are slow as frozen molasses, you die for no reason(glitch), theres no score, and for this mediocre offering, you have to provide an e-mail.Probably the whole point of this game is to spam e-mails.That would explain why it isn't any good.
Fortunately you can just put any e-mail you want to, like tyrannystears@yahoo.com, thats just an example, not an evil X girlfirend who you should give to a spam company.
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These are funny as hell and not to be missed.
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Thats always where these types of games suffer.I clicked"You're a good looking guy", which WOULD have been normal, and then the dude touches his leg.You lose, and have to go through the whole scene again.
The choice SHOULD have been"You're a good looking guy.(touch his leg)"
VO wasn't terrible, wasn't great, same with the drawings and animation.I think having a better sound library could help you also, never heard beer bottles ring that way.
Summary: Mediocre
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This is actually fun and well made for a flash game.
Our pitcher looks a bit chunky though, and does he really have to say"Get serious"all the time?
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Im still falling and cant die so now I have to start over on level 2
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The world has no edge.
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