Age/Gender: 34, Male
Location: pennsylvania
Job: welder
I get review bans because I tell it like it is.
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Can't attack midair
Move the Mofunzone button
Glitch, build yourself into a valley and they cant get you.Wait for your psy to build and keep killing them.
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Seems like he was trying to go a little different dire3ction than the last one about fighting.
I think the series as a whole is getting stale though.I didin't even find this one hardly as amusing as most of the rest of them.
There are so many better ones from this author but this doesn't do much for me.
Author's Response:
i rebuke your pity
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Top end animation and art but the content is just pointless.
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No penises and requires a bit of patience.Good overall design as well.Seems like a pro submission.
My only gripe is that it takes way too long to retry a level.You should have a button as soon as you die to retry instead of going through all the other stuff.
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It seems like a rehashed RE though.I mean, why would I just pick up a water pump for no reason?"Oh, this 80 pound thing here is useful.I know it so I will take it.I just don't know what for."Thats the same with RE.
That and I can't even TRY to go out the garage door and find a way to the roof or another vehicle.It's not that I say you're lazy, just that these types of game are self limiting.
Graphics seemed decent enough, and the music worked well.I had no trouble with aiming but I didn't play that long.
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I saw this and was excited, but you took care of that.
Too hard to not die.
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Graphics and animation stunk, but what do you want?
The quality of this rant far transcends the visuals.He just doesn't slow down until it's done.
Japanese stuff really is neat, but I'm still happy to be American.
Author's Response:
Graphics were simplistic and were only there to accompany the audio and too provide some funny moments now and then, plus my own drawing style is rather complex (the picture in the video when I'm talking about art sites is one of mine) so it would've taken far to long to draw each frame for the video.
Glad you like the video :)
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As an animator and humorist, you aren't half bad.But since you try to emulate Ego Raptor, you will be judged to his mark.
If I were you I'd work on developing a different style.I think the "awesome" flashes just aren't your bag.
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I just wish people could learn what AREN'T abusive reviews.I've had many that are marked unhelpful just because I didn't kiss up to a popular artist.Take IllWill for example.I've said things like "Try something new, Foamy is getting stale in my opinion."And the fanboys will go shithouse on me.
Is marking a review unhelpful the same as calling it abusive?
Author's Response:
Not really. I don't pay much heed to helpful/useless markings. In a perfect world, good reviews that have constructive criticism would be marked helpful, and stupid pointless but non-abusive reviews would be marked useless.
However, what generally happens is that high scoring reviews will be marked helpful, and lower scoring ones will be marked useless, even though the low scoring one might be a better review.
Thanks for the review!
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I loved your animation and especially the voice acting.Absolutely funny as well.
You did a great job putting a humorous spin on this ancient tale.
Loved the appearance by Young Alex.
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