Age/Gender: 34, Male
Location: pennsylvania
Job: welder
I get review bans because I tell it like it is.
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Just for your subject matter alone you've got me hooked.Your graphics are done well too.I hope to God you continue this.I can't wait to see the beasts you come up with.I'm hoping that you can invoke the true spirit of Rat Fink.
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From a technical point of view it's simply all that.
Comedy wise it's brilliant.
If you miss this, you're an idiot.
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I hope to see an improved version of this game where, first and foremost, WASD and mouse.Arrows and mouse just sucks.
The uprgades of course stunk.I mean the minigun was WORSE than the basic cannon.
This could be a Newgrounds top scorer if you'd only fix those little things.
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The rest seemed like a cop out.Co2 animation was great and the rest shouldn't have been there.
Author's Response:
Meh. It was two years ago. Everyone, all either with their studies or work, only had a month to pull it off. Probably only wound up being two weeks once they got done planning the whole first week and spending the last week compiling.
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It seems that none of your games are actually running.I wait and wait but all I get is the lobby and "connecting...".Nothing happens besides this.
Author's Response:
my apologies, our server was swamped a few times yesterday and today, things are back up and we are keeping a close eye on it.
thanks to all that wrote in to let us know about this.
-e.j.
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I actually did get past the rainbow screen and into the lobby, but I still couldn't join a game.This game however will run on Firefox, it just takes it's sweet time to go.Same as IE.
What stinks to me is that things are now behaving strangely.I can't connect to any BF2 servers and this will be the third time I've had to leave this review because of server errors on NG.
Also I don't like that I have to give my e-mail for one game to be registered to a site that I'm not going to ever see.
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No way would I spend $20 on this.The last game I bought for that much was Mechwarrior mercs.I know we shouldn't mention other games like that but I have to put it into comparison.
I can't begrudge you trying to make some money but if you cut the price in half you'd probably sell alot more.It just isn't fun with the AI that wanders around and sometimes gets lucky and shoots you.
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"I finally found something humorous!!!!"
These flash never fail.The strangest jokes and always funny.For instance, an alien(?)letter Z that speaks spanish...maybe you'll just have to see it.
Also check the site out for more insanity.
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Im not sure if it was the spud gun or perhaps the fat guy's ass nuggets.
Author's Response:
lmfao i love that fat man more than you can imagine
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You've got half decent drawing and animation.Character design could be more original though.At the risk of getting yet another review ban I'll just say that the voices could have been less strained.It just sounds obnoxious to me.
I'm sure if you're team really put your heads together you could come up with something that would really blow peoples minds instead of just relying on, even now, tired internet jokes.
Find different voice actors.Give us never before seen FUNNY jokes."Dick rolled"doesn't qualify.
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